No one understands or appreciates teacher jokes and humor quite like teachers . To give you some much-needed laughs, we’ve pulled together some of our favorite teacher-focused jokes. Laughter is a great medicine, and we hope these bring you some.
1. Get out your journals.
Hang in there!
2. Modeling is an important part of teaching.
But sometimes it’s more of a do as I say, not as I do kind of thing.
3. Modern grammar lesson.
Remember when hashtag meant number or pounds?
4. Yep. Every day.
Don’t even bring up the subject of lost teeth.
Just because we teach children doesn’t mean we want to be treated like children.
6. History lesson.
And over there we have the museum of overhead projectors, film strips, and books on tape.
7. When English teachers snap.
Hey, she was provoked.
8. The sub conundrum.
In the case of some students, that would be appreciated!
9. It’s a special talent.
That’s nothing. You should try and read his stories!
10. It’s worth a shot.
Remember, it’s important that centers work for you.
11. A lesson in playground physics.
Newton’s cradle with children = bad idea.
12. Periodic humor.
13. Picky, picky.
Talk about being a stickler.
14. Gotta get some grammar humor in there.
It’s present participle vs. past tense instead of Jets vs. Sharks.
15. Valid point.
Cha-ching! Can you imagine?!
16. Math can be a bit dramatic.
Sometimes letters and numbers just don’t mix.
17. Creativity should be rewarded.
This just in: Glue isn’t just for paper.
18. Anchor charts can have many purposes.
An interruption can be catastrophic—or totally awesome.
19. If only!
The way it should be.
20. Sharpies always spell trouble.
They really should be a controlled substance!
21. Party time.
Go ahead and bring this one to the next professional development day!
22. Commas matter.
Yikes. This one is a good lesson for elementary, middle, and high school!
23. Teacher-style negotiation.
Does this really happen?! Class assignments = teacher poker.
24. Twenty-first-century teacher problem.
Invite technology into the classroom or confiscate it. Your choice.
25. Math teachers like to challenge you.
Make a poster like this to hang up in your classroom. Remember to show your work!
26. A good side to be on.
Nerd desserts for the win!
27. Worth the wait.
Facts: Students learn better when they’re listening.
28. Pretty amazing!
It’s kind of like a superpower!
29. Don’t upset the librarian.
They hear everything!
30. This wasn’t in any of the textbooks.
Serenity now. Find your serenity now!
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