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10 Classroom Parents Every Teacher Will Recognize

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Parents. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them. While I used to say this jokingly as a kid, this statement now means more to me than it ever has. In my years as a teacher, I have met many types of classroom parents. Some have been amazing parents who I can’t teach without. Their support of my instruction and reinforcement of content at home is second to none.

Then there’s those parents. You know, the ones that you can’t live with. The parents who will put you on the struggle bus and drive it into the wall. You know …those parents.

Good and bad, here are 10 parents I can instantly recognize—and I bet you can, too.

1. The “This is My Only Child” Parent

This parent means well. They really do. You can spot them quickly during the first week of school because they customarily send long emails to let you know their child is excited to take your class when really they are ones who are excited. These parents are the ones that don’t just drop the kid off but walk them to the door of the classroom. They can be …a challenge, but I know deep down that they mean well.

2. The “This is My Youngest of Five” Parent

The “This is my youngest of five” parent comes in a few varieties. They can be just like “only child” parents, trying to protect their youngest. They can be the parent who has “figured out” the system. These parents will not hesitate to tell you about all four older siblings’ bad experience with the school as if you can somehow fix it. Or they can just be too tired to deal with their child. You know what they say, “the youngest gets away with everything.”

3. The “Sports Are Life” Parent.

I must admit I generally like these parents until their season starts. These are the parents that you can talk to about your favorite sports team. (Hey, I like sports!) They are also the parent that will email you right before game night, threatening to call the district or principal if you don’t pass their child. Normally you always happen to meet with them right after they’ve left their second session of CrossFit. They are frequently armed with their high school state championship ring and may even send their kid to school wearing a 1975 letterman jacket from their glory days. Proceed with caution.

4. The “I Know More Than You” Parent

If you had to pick a favorite kind of parent, it wouldn’t be this one. These parents are some of the most difficult parents to deal with. They are often truly intelligent people. But they are something else I tell you! These parents will argue about test questions, email articles to prove their point, and will tell you about ALL typos on anything you send home. They make you wonder why they don’t homeschool or just become a teacher themselves.

5. The “It’s Never My Child’s Fault” Parent.

No matter what you do or how hard you work, these parents will always appear and reappear. While you may wish they would disappear, they are here to stay! When their child earns a poor grade, it’s your fault. If their child gets in trouble, it’s your fault. If their child trips and falls in the hallway, they will probably say you tripped them.

6. The “It’s Always My Child’s Fault” Parent.  

While it’s hard to take the handle the “it’s never my child’s fault” parent, sometimes the “it’s always my child’s fault” parent can be even more difficult to handle. These parents make for very uncomfortable parent meetings. I will admit, for my student’s sake, that I avoid contacting these parents. I’m all for parent support of us teachers, but these parents normally take that to a scary extreme.

7. The “I Used to Be a Teacher” Parent

I’ll admit that these parents usually make my eyes roll into the back of my head. As soon as I hear those words, “Well, you know I used to be a teacher,” steam starts to slowly seep from my ears and I’m all of a sudden only able to see red. We have all been there. “I used to be a teacher” is normally followed by some critique of your instructional technique, delivery or lesson design. I’ve resolve myself to ask this parent the next time I meet them, “Why aren’t you still a teacher? Couldn’t hang?” Ok so I won’t say that, but you know you’ve thought it!

8. The Invisible Parent.

This is the parent that will show up to one open house and then never again. You can call, email, and even try to make a home visit, but you will never see this parent during the school year. You can love them, you can hate them, and you can even forget they exist! Your appreciation of this parent depends on the mix of other parents in your classes. If you have lots of “I used to be a teacher” parents and “it’s never my child’s fault” parents, you will love the vanishing parent! However, if their child won’t behave, turn in work, or really struggles this parent can be tough to deal with.

9. The Unhinged Parent

Last but certainly not least is the unhinged parent. This parent’s reputation travels from grade to grade, school to school, and even city to city at times. They are the hardest parents to deal with and sometimes the hardest to spot because they can look like an “I do my child’s homework” parent, or a “It’s never my child’s fault” parent. They can even be a mix of several of these parent personalities.

These parents send cryptic emails or show up at random to school. They corner you to talk about grades at sporting events. These are the parents that try to friend you on Facebook—not because they want to be your friend, but because they want to monitor your personal life. (Just ignore that Facebook request.)

10. The “I Do My Child’s Homework” Parent

This parent is easy to spot. You actually may never meet them face to face. The “I do my child’s homework” parent is oddly not ashamed of his/her actions. Most of the time, they do not even attempt to disguise the handwriting as if we can’t tell the difference between sixth grade writing and someone with a college degree. I think that in the course of completing the child’s work for them, they must lose themselves in the content and forget their child doesn’t actually know what the word “aforementioned” means or how to use it in a sentence.

While parents can be difficult to deal with, it’s important to remember that it’s perfectly normal. Sure, you’re going to come across parents that are a little intense or overbearing, but at the end of the day, they love their child. They want the best for them, just like we do as teachers!

Make no mistake, these personalities may be funny (and difficult), but we are all on the same team. So parents, on behalf of teachers everywhere, we love you! 

Do you have a story to share about one of these parent personalities? Come share in our WeAreTeachers HELPLINE group on Facebook. 

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